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TheDuffManUK

Last seen online: Jul 11
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TheDuffManUK is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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Chef's dad: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan: No, that's okay.
Chef's dad: Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Chef's dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom: Oh, it was so scary!
Chef's dad: -and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."
Kyle: What's tree-fitty?
Chef's dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom: Tree-fitty.
Stan: He wanted money?
Chef's dad: That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom: I gave him a dollar.
Chef's dad: She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Chef's dad: Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

[b]Chef's dad:[/b] Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
[b]Stan:[/b] No, that's okay.
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
[b]Chef's mom:[/b] We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
[b]Chef's mom:[/b] Oh, it was so scary!
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] -and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "…Uh I need about tree-fitty."
[b]Kyle:[/b] What's tree-fitty?
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] Three dollars and fifty cents.
[b]Chef's mom:[/b] Tree-fitty.
[b]Stan:[/b] He wanted money?
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
[b]Chef's mom:[/b] I gave him a dollar.
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] She gave him a dollar.
[b]Chef's mom:[/b] I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
[b]Chef's dad:[/b] Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You gave him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

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TheDuffManUK started playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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Nothing like a short game of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords to calm TheDuffManUK's frayed nerves.
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TheDuffManUK played some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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Nothing like a short game of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords to calm TheDuffManUK's frayed nerves.
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TheDuffManUK spent a chunk of time playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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Nothing like a short game of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords to calm TheDuffManUK's frayed nerves.
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TheDuffManUK played some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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TheDuffManUK unlocked the Whiskey Hotel achievement in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
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TheDuffManUK unlocked 5 achievements:
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TheDuffManUK spent a chunk of time playing 1 vs. 100 Live.
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Nothing like a short game of Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords to calm TheDuffManUK's frayed nerves.
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TheDuffManUK played some Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
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TheDuffManUK unlocked the Speedy Delivery achievement in 1 vs. 100 Live
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Parasectre said: Sep 10

Yeah, doing it at cov uni. I'm down there on the 28th for the start of the induction bit. I'm starting in the second year of the course though because I've already done a HND.
Parasectre said: Sep 02

I was looking for a job and couldn't find shit. So i've decided to follow up my HND with a degree. Should keep me busy for a bit. How did you get on with your degree?
Parasectre said: Sep 01

I thought the PS3 pad was the same as the PS2 one? What changed? Might hang back on getting a PS3 for now, although it does have some good exclusives. What you doing with yourself these days? Are you still using Facebook?
Parasectre said: Aug 31

Hey man, how are yer? What do you think about that PS3 Slim? That and the price drop is really tempting me to get one. Have you got a PS3? is it any good?
Parasectre said: Jul 12

I've signed up to trueachievements, seems pretty cool actually.
Parasectre said: Jul 12

trueachievements? Never been on there before. I just tend to use xbox360achievements.org It's a pretty decent site. You ever been on there?
Parasectre said: Jul 12

Yeah the playtime is pretty cool. You should take a look at the dev team blog, they seem to be adding new features all the time. It's a bit like last.fm for games really. The most hours I have seems to be on SvsR @ 64hrs. Really don't know how that happened lol
Parasectre said: Jul 12

So you're finally on raptr!? Nice :)